Description Feline Relationship Spread
First, shuffle deck thoroughly. Then, with a quick, upward motion fling the
cards into the air. When they land, place your cat, with the adhesive of your
choice (Eddie prefers bubble gum) on his feet, in the middle of the cards. The
four card spread resulting should be read as follows: right front foot, left
front foot, left rear foot, right rear foot. Cards stuck with the face toward
the foot are read normally, ones with the back stuck to the foot are considered
"reversed". Any other cards stuck to the cat in any other fashion are considered
"bonus" cards to modify the reading. Where they might get stuck, and how, is
your problem. So is getting the cards unstuck from an angry cat.
Warning spread creator is not responsible for injuries caused by putting gum on
cats paws or handling cat. We are also not responsible for removing gum from
floors, ceilings, hair, fur, tarot cards or any other objects. Removing cards
from feet should be done very quickly and carefully.
Spread Positions:
Card 1- right front foot - Catnip - What you want from the
relationship?
Card 2 -left front foot - chicken, fish, or beef- What you need from the
relationship?
Card 3 - left rear foot - litter box- things in the relationship you need to
leave behind you.
Card 4 - right rear foot - grooming -something that needs to be looked at to move
forward in the relationship.
Card 5 - purrs- Other part of the cats anatomy "Bonus card" - What is the
potential for the relationship?